The first week after I moved in with my fiance we had Malt-O-Meal for breakfast all week. We even had it for lunch. The man can make some bomb ass Malt-O-Meal. After a week the box was gone. I didn't think to buy more because we had 3 more boxes in the cabinet and that's just over-kill. When I asked him to make some more he said "we don't have anymore". I know I'm not crazy "uh yes we do it's 3 boxes up there"! "No those boxes are empty". "You're a HOARDER!!! Tell me what the f*ck are you gon' do with them empty *ss boxes? Do you have plans for them? Is it some coupons on the boxes? That's hoarder sh*t."
He immediately threw the boxes in the trash but never told me why he kept them in the first place. Do all men do sh*t like this?
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u think u funny huh posting this stuff
ReplyDeleteDear Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteYou're taking this post very personal...either you know I'm talking about you or you're a hoarder.
-Love Krissy
I know hoarders. seems like it to me. sorry anonymous
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